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Fic in-joke: Okay, apparently I completely missed where they were going with this when I wrote "The Bakery Bandit". Or, hopefully, we'll get that bit of it later. But: OH BABY GIRL.
( We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin- Andre Berthiaume )

So, it's 10:05 EST, and I've been bawling for the past 10 minutes over a television show. And despite what people who shall remain my mother might say, I don't do this all that often. But like most people in this episode, I must defer to the power of forces greater than myself. Like the CM writing staff and cast.

( The only thing you can trust is the ground beneath you. Until one day, it shifts. )

Disclaimers: No member of the Criminal Minds team belongs to me, they belong to Bernero, Gordon, et al. I just have lots of fun playing in their sandbox. And all the lyrics quoted here in belong to the Man in Black, used in homage.
Rating: FRC. Completely cracky fluff fic. Only a few scattered salty words.
Genre: Gen/Crack-Fic/Song-Fic/Friendship
Spoilers:  None. Set in the nebulous near-future.
Characters: Rossi POV, starring the whole team.

Note: Title from the lyrics of Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue". This fic was written because a)I have an awesome and unhealthy love for Johnny Cash, and b) I was listening to a live version of "Boy Named Sue" at work the other day while thinking about CM. So then this fic screamed at me until I wrote it. :)

Summary: Karaoke!Fic. David Rossi is the Lord of Chaos, especially where Hotch is concerned. Nefarious doings ensue, involving beer, the "kids", and his secret knowledge of Hotch's musical tastes.


( "But ya ought to thank me, before I die, / For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in the eye /Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you 'Sue'." )



Okay....not a great episode, but it had a lot of pretty good moments within it. ( Can I have my own personal Garcia, please? )

 Disclaimers: I don’t own any members of the BAU team, or the beautiful folk song “The Logger Lover” that appears herein, please please don’t sue me, o powers that be.

 

Rating: K- Completely harmless.

 

Spoilers:  Up to 4.13. Set sometime before 4.14, after the return of JJ

Genre:  Friendship/Hurt-Comfort

Credit: The song that I know as “The Logger Lover”, that appears here, was written by James Stevens, and sung to me as a child.

 

Summary: Bickering, joking, shop talk, and some singing. Just another long night plane ride home for the BAU.

 

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