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Disclaimer: No member of the Criminal Minds team belongs to me; they are the brain children of Gordon, Bernero and Erica Messer.
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Warnings: There be slightly porny waters ahead; nothing very explicit, mostly just schmoopy.
Genres: Slash, Romance, Post-Ep
Spoilers: Up to and including 7x01, "It Takes A Village."
Characters/Pairings: David Rossi/Aaron Hotchner

Notes: a) *waves at CM fandom* Hi! Haven't been around in a while but the season premier inspired me. Unbeta-ed, so all mistakes are mine.
b) Title from the Frank Sinatra song.
b) Inspired by and written for my bb!girls [personal profile] kelachrome and [personal profile] lilalanor , from our communal live-watching silliness. They wanted "Dave feeding Aaron a nice Italian dinner"; I added the sexin'. :)

Summary:  Set sometime after/during the events of "It Takes A Village." Tomorrow, the work-a-day world starts again, but tonight Dave is going to see that Hotch gets fed properly and put to bed.

just imagine someone/waiting at the cottage door/ when two hearts become one/ who could ask for anything more? )

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Rating: G/FRC
Warnings: None
Genres: Crossover, AU, Slash, Angst, Friendship
Characters/Pairings: David Rossi/Keith Olbermann (brief appearances by Aaron Hotchner and Rachel Maddow)
Disclaimer: All copyrighted materials referred to in this work are the property of their respective owners. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Notes: a) Set in The Kidverse, created by writers much more talented than my poor self.
b) Grown out of of some shared head-canon and gleeful  fannish discussions, particularly the summary line. Because [personal profile] lilalanor and I love Dave and Keith, those grumpy badgers.
c) Title from an Edwin P. Whipple quote , for reasons that will become clear.

Summary:  "They’re better friends than they ever were lovers." Dave looks back over his relationship with Keith.

It was the books they fought over at the end. )

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Disclaimers: No member of the Criminal Minds team belongs to me, they belong to Bernero, Gordon, et al.
Rating: NC-17/FRAO (Pornz ahoy)
Genre: Het/Threesome/slight bondage
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Hotch/Prentiss/Rossi

Note: Written for Porn Battle XI: Eleven Days of Porn, for the prompts "tradeoffs" and "handcuffs."


It starts, as many things do, because David Rossi has a big mouth. )
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The rest of the end quote:

" [love] completes many things,

and warrants them to take effect,

where he who does not love would faint and lie down."

Yeah, that's pretty much it.  Oh, you wanted rational thought? I'm so sorry, tonight's Hotch ep has decircuited my brain. :)

there's nothing you can do that can't be done )
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Fic in-joke: Okay, apparently I completely missed where they were going with this when I wrote "The Bakery Bandit". Or, hopefully, we'll get that bit of it later. But: OH BABY GIRL.
We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin- Andre Berthiaume )
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The thing is, I've always been more partial to the Rossi episodes than I might let on. And this is no exception.

Eff Proust, I'll go with Mark Twain. )

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Disclaimers: No member of the Criminal Minds team belongs to me, they belong to Bernero, Gordon, et al. If I did own them, or CBS, THERE WOULD BE NO NEED TO WRITE THIS FIC. D:
Rating: FRC. This fic Haz A Sad.
Genre: Gen/Post-Ep/ Friendship
Spoilers: 6.02, "JJ"; it is a post-ep, act accordingly.
Characters: Hotch and Garcia, mentions of the rest.
Night Watch 'Verse

Note: A particularly schmoopy bit of of writerly-cope with last week's episode. So, pretty much SOP for this 'verse.

Summary: The rest of the team deals in their own particular idiom; Penelope does as well, but with the aid of mysteriously appearing baked goods.

It had started with the black currant scones. )
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So, it's 10:05 EST, and I've been bawling for the past 10 minutes over a television show. And despite what people who shall remain my mother might say, I don't do this all that often. But like most people in this episode, I must defer to the power of forces greater than myself. Like the CM writing staff and cast.

The only thing you can trust is the ground beneath you. Until one day, it shifts. )
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I was so pissed in July when the news came. So pissed. But there's still so much I love about the show, and they've sucked me in for the time being.

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The internet is back up here, and I'm relearning a full-size keyboard. So: IT'S COMMENT FIC A-GO-GO!

Or, why Em seems congenitally not able to write anything short.  Yet again, the credit goes to my muses, [ profile] melliyna  and [ profile] katewallace , without whom I am nothing.

Disclaimers: Nothing in either the West Wing or Criminal Minds fandom belongs to me. They belong to Sorkin, Bernero, Wells, Gordon, etc.

Title: "Easy Child"
Fandom: The West Wing
Rating: FRC
Genre: Drabble/Gen/Angst 
Prompt: "Sam Seaborn, the easy child"
Characters: Toby POV.
Timing: Sometime during early S3.


Sam burns slow, and he burns cold.  )


Title: "Morning's Guard"
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: FRC
Genre: Fluff/Angst/Friendship
Characters: Team, with a focus on Rossi, JJ and Hotch.
Spoilers: 5.21, "Exit Wounds"
Prompt: "The next time Dave and Aaron shared a room after "Nights' Watch" (or the next morning)"


JJ Jareau had a list. Not a physical, paper-list, certainly. But it was an important one, nonetheless. )
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Disclaimers: No member of the Criminal Minds team belongs to me, they belong to Bernero, Gordon, et al. Even though if they gave me Hotch and/or Garcia for Christmas, I'd be thrilled. All the lyrics quoted here in belong to their attributed authors, and the sea shanty is by Charles Wingate.
Rating: FRC. Angst, some Hotch-whump, but nothing explicit.
Genre: Gen/Hurt-Comfort/Friendship
Spoilers:  None. Set in the nebulous near-future.
Characters: Hotch and Garcia, with some cameos by the rest.
Series: Night Watch 'Verse

Note: a) Title from "Lord of The Rings: Return of the King", for reasons which will become apparent.
b) This is a remix/variation/three-times-bass-expansion-riff on a comment-fic that [ profile] melliyna wrote me. (This being the second time that's happened.) The prompt being "Garcia and Hotch, locked in a room somewhere. (Possibly a broom closet?)" Well, it was awesome, and the closet turned into a maintenance shed, and grew horns and  a tail. (The story did, metaphorically.) So basically, this is all her fault too.

Summary: Why is it that when she comes out in the field, things never go smoothly? After an encounter with an unsub leaves them locked in a shed, a freaked-out Garcia tries to keep a concussed Hotch awake long enough to be rescued, using every trick she knows.

"Here at journey's end I lie in darkness buried deep/ beyond all towers strong and high/ beyond all mountains steep"- J.R.R. Tolkien )
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Disclaimers: No member of the Criminal Minds team belongs to me, they belong to Bernero, Gordon, et al. I just have lots of fun playing in their sandbox. And all the lyrics quoted here in belong to the Man in Black, used in homage.
Rating: FRC. Completely cracky fluff fic. Only a few scattered salty words.
Genre: Gen/Crack-Fic/Song-Fic/Friendship
Spoilers:  None. Set in the nebulous near-future.
Characters: Rossi POV, starring the whole team.

Note: Title from the lyrics of Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue". This fic was written because a)I have an awesome and unhealthy love for Johnny Cash, and b) I was listening to a live version of "Boy Named Sue" at work the other day while thinking about CM. So then this fic screamed at me until I wrote it. :)

Summary: Karaoke!Fic. David Rossi is the Lord of Chaos, especially where Hotch is concerned. Nefarious doings ensue, involving beer, the "kids", and his secret knowledge of Hotch's musical tastes.

"But ya ought to thank me, before I die, / For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in the eye /Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you 'Sue'." )
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Disclaimers: Neither Hotch nor Sam, nor any residents of the CM and TWW-verses, belong to me. I just borrow them to have some Naughty Fun, and then put them back where I found them.
Rating: FRAO (My working title for this was "PORNZ!" This should tell you something.)
Genre: Slash/Crossover/Pre-Series/AU/PWP
Crossover: The West Wing
Spoilers:  None. (It is set way before S1 of both Criminal Minds and The West Wing.)
Characters:  Hotch, Sam (Law School Versions)

  So, this is an odd little duck. It's partly inspired by the Hotch-Sam friendship in my story, "Birds and Bourbon." Partially inspired by the awesome AU!Hotch who lives in the Kid-Verse. (In fact, this may be him, I don't know.)  And partially inspired by the fact that I wanted to branch out and write something new. In short, it's all [ profile] melliyna , [ profile] eternal_sadist , [ profile] bluerosefairy  and [ profile] kelachrome 's fault(s).

Summary: Shameless PWP. Duke Law School, sometime in the mid-nineties.  "So there he was, slightly tipsy. His pants half-way off.  On the couch, feeling up one of his best friends. Sam Seaborn decided that he blamed Shakespeare."
"How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this bank! Here we will sit, and let the sounds of music/ Creep in our ears: soft stillness, and the night/ Become the touches of sweet harmony."- Merchant of Venice, Act V )
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Disclaimers: Neither  Hotch, nor Rossi belong to me; they are the playthings of Bernero, et al.
Rating: FRC. Bickering, bickering, bickering then angst.
Genre: Missing Scenes/Gen/H/C
Spoilers:  Set during 5.21, "Exit Wounds."
Characters:  Rossi,  Hotch.

a) Title shamelessly pluralized and ripped off from Sir Terry Pratchett.
b)This idea had been bugging me since "Exit Wounds" aired last week, but it was finally written/originally posted as angsty-shiny for [ profile] melliyna , who wanted both "Rossi, Hotch, a hotel room and scars." and  " Possessive!Rossi/Hotch". Though this is pretty much platonic. At least in the sense that Holmes and Watson in Sherlock Holmes '09 were platonic.

Summary: So, Reid is off reading until 2 AM in his own room, obviously. How Hotch and Rossi shared three nights in a small Alaskan hotel room.

Night One

"Rossi." *silence* "Rossi?" *silence* "Dave?" )
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Disclaimer: None of the people from the Criminal Minds universe belong to me. I only play with them somewhat ungently, and put them back when I'm done.
Rating: FRT (no gore, lots and lots and lots of angst.)
Genre: Gen/Future!Fic/Angst
Series: Dragon'Verse
Spoilers: Future!Fic, so everything up to 5x19, basically. Explicitly for 4.25/25-5.09, AKA the Foyet Arc.
Characters: Spencer Reid, Jennifer Jareau, David Rossi, Jack Hotchner, an OFC, Aaron Hotchner

Notes: a) Title from an old sportcasting joke, that I attribute to Keith Olbermann.
b) Sequel to "That Sword Nor Spear" and "Unholy Geometry". Yes, I know, it took a while. Mea maxima culpa.
c) Because [ profile] fabrisse , after the last story, suggested that it "sounds like they need a pattern reader." Subtlest translation I've seen of "Needs Moar Reid." And she was right.

Summary:  While Hotch is in St. Elizabeth's, his loved ones struggle with the fallout. And an old friend comes to visit. But he may not be the only one.

When he was saying nothing, talking seemed like the solution. When he started talking, you found out the problem was worse then you thought. )
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Disclaimers: Neither  Hotch, nor Garcia, nor cute little Jack Hotchner belong to me; they are the playthings of Bernero, et al. And all the bits of "Where's My Cow" quoted or mangled within belong wholeheartedly to the wonderful Terry Pratchett. I only borrow them affectionately, and make no money off them.
Rating: FRC. Complete fluff.
Genre: Gen,
Spoilers: No specific ones, general for up to 5.19, since it is set int the nebulous near-future.
Characters:  Garcia, Jack, Hotch.
SeriesNight Watch 'Verse. In spirit, at least.
Note: a) Written after my own copy of WMC? arrived yesterday, and due to some very silly late night Twitter sessions with [ profile] melliyna  and [ profile] kelachrome . So blame them. :)

Summary: Auntie Penelope reads "Where's My Cow?" to Jack. (The Special Version.)


Penelope Garcia knew that it was possibly an ill-advised idea. But that had never stopped her before. Especially since she had always subscribed to the "Corrupting But Fun Influence" School of Auntie-ing.  )
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Disclaimer: None of the characters used herein belong to me, nor do I make any money of them.  Hotch, Dave and the rest belong to Bernero, Gordon et al.
Rating: FRC. Implied Dave-whump.
Genre: Gen; Hurt/Comfort
Spoilers: General, S5, nothing specific.
Characters: Hotch, Rossi
Note: a) Written as comment-fic for [ profile] melliyna , who wanted "Rossi-in-peril." It took a while, but inspiration struck.

Summary: Some people face death and danger quietly. Not David Rossi. As Hotch can easily attest.

"Franco's gonna kill me." "No, he won't." )
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Disclaimer: None of the characters used herein belong to me, nor do I make any money of them. Death belongs to Sir Terry Pratchett; Hotch, Foyet, Haley,  Jack and the rest belong to Bernero, Gordon et al.
Rating: FRT. Hotch-whump, psychic and physical.
Genre: Gen; Pre-Ep/Missing Scene/Post-Ep; Angst.
Spoilers: Takes place during 5x01, "Nameless, Faceless", and 5x09, "100", so BIG NASTY ones for them, and basically everything up to the first half of Season 5.
Pairings: Hotch/Haley.

Notes: a) Written as what was supposed to be comment-fic for [ profile] katewallace  who wanted "The further adventures of Hotch and Death" from (my unfinished fic)  Vita.  As you can see, it kind of got away from me a little. Or a lot. Because I am congenitally incapable of writing something short.
b) So, this is the same Death (the Death of Earth, if you like) from that fic, but Vita hasn't happened yet. Or maybe Vita is an AU, or something. But this sticks to canon. Except, obviously, for the big guy with the robe and the scythe.

Summary: Most men, he meets only once. But Hotch and the BAU tend to cross his path rather a lot. Death's POV on the battle with George Foyet.

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Disclaimers: I don’t own Aaron Hotchner, Jennifer Jareau, etc. They belong to Eddie Bernero and Mark Gordon.
FRT,  for angst.

: General, up to to season 5.
Genre:  Gen/ Hurt/Comfort
Notes: a) Written for [ profile] bluerosefairy 's prompt at the The Dudley Do-Right Memorial Peril/Hurt/Comfort/Id-Fic-Athon: CM Gen/AU/Crack/Crossover Edition . Which you should all go post at.

Prompt: "Hotch and JJ, children as salvation, children as damnation."

Summary: " ...right now, he's his/hers. In this midnight hour, he belongs to JJ alone, and damned if she will give him up.


JJ can't explain it. She usually doesn't want to. She knows it's unfair to Will. She knows she's been unfair to Will nearly since the day they've met. She's trying to overcome that, but JJ just hasn't managed it yet. )
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Disclaimers: I don’t own Aaron Hotchner,  David Rossi, etc. They belong to Eddie Bernero and Mark Gordon.
FRT,  for some highly salty language.

: General, up to to season 5.
Genre:  Gen/ Hurt/Comfort
None (Unless you consider Hotch and Rossi snarking at each other a pairing.)
Notes: a) Written for [ profile] melliyna 's prompt at the The Dudley Do-Right Memorial Peril/Hurt/Comfort/Id-Fic-Athon: CM Gen/AU/Crack/Crossover Edition . Which you should all go post at.

Prompt: "Hotch, Rossi in peril. Bonus points if it's JJ, Garcia and Emily doing the rescuing. Chocolate cupcakes with sprinkles on top if Hotch gets referred to as Mom, Rossi as Dad and they act like it."

Summary: "Goddamn California." Rossi and Hotch find themselves in a really complicated situation. Involving redwoods. But JJ and Emily are there to save the day.

"Damn it, Hotch, could you moan or groan just a little? The 'stoic through all pain' bit is starting to wear a bit thin." )


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