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*waves at everybody* Things got a little hectic for a while there.
The second half of the summer has been absolutely crazy. First, the apartment I moved into in August was great, pretty, wonderful....
Except I had no working shower, and had to bathe via tea kettle for two weeks.
Then, I tried to sign up for Verizon internet service....
Only to blunder into their strike, and have no home Internet until last Friday.
Finally, I tried to head for a nice lovely Cape vacation...
only to be stuck there two days longer than I intended because of FREAKING HURRICANE IRENE.
Fortunately, my little place and the Mum's were spared the worst, which is not true of everyone in NJ.
Hold them in the light, people.

So, short story long :  [personal profile] lilalanor and I have been trading new fandom addictions back and forth this summer.

She got me hooked on The Tudors. Which is not at all historically faithful, rather silly at times, and unsubtle.
AND YET. It has Jeremy Northam as a Hotch-esque Thomas More, Sam Neill playing a corrupt but sympathetic
Wolsey, many natty hats/clothes, canonical slash, and sex. Much sex.

So, in retaliation, I got Lil hooked on the wonder that is Law and Order: UK, with its Jamie Bamber-ness and Ben Daniels being pompous but sexy and Bradley Walsh/Freema Agyeman/Harriet Walters being AWESOME.

Meaning, now, Lil and I share passion for three separate OT3s: John/Abbey/TJeff (John Adams), Sherlock/John/Greg (Sherlock) , and Matt/Alesha/James (Law and Order: UK). It is, as they say, ridic. ;)

So there was a very silly babble session last night, which I *believe* started with *someone* mentioned "1500s lube" (honey, mead, olive oil) .... and it kind of spiraled from there. Involving people wanting to experiment with stuff from the kitchen, and other people being all NO SERIOUSLY I NEED THAT FOR THE GODDAMN PIE STOP IT.
SO: we decided the only solution- Food/Porn Fic-Athon!

1) People leave prompts
2) Other people write fic
3) Profit!

1) Can be comment fic, or link to something longer.
2) Can be from any fandom (fictional or RPF): knowing my flist, I can predict some of them, but I'm not going to restrict.
3) Can be any pairing, canonical or not.
3) Must involve some sort of porn/porn-y, but it can be as explicit  or fluffy as your little heart desires.
4) IMPORTANT/RAISON D'ETRE: prompts must involve food/beverages in some fashion.  e.g. feeding the other person strawberries.
Or whipped cream "clothing". Or "why are all my maraschino cherries gone." Repeat after me: your kink is not my
kink, but your kink is okay.
5) However: if either prompts or fills are going to involve triggery stuff, PLEASE INCLUDE WARNINGS. I don't anticipate this, but just in case.

I'm crossposting this to DW and LJ, so leave posts, fill posts where-ever. Link this in other places with abandon. If it gets to the point where it's necessary,
I'll start keeping a list of fills in the main-post itself.

FOOD. PORN. Two great tastes that taste great together! GO FOR IT!

Date: 2011-09-05 07:48 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lilalanor
*Tudors. Thomas More/Thomas Cromwell 'bread & wine'
*Pundits, 'Wait, what happened to the cherries?"
*Law & Order UK. Aleesha/James/Matt "James Steel should not be this oblivious to his attractiveness. Let alone while he's eating ice cream"
*John Adams. Abbey/Thomas/John. "Thomas and strawberries"
*Sherlock. Sherlock/John/Lestrade. "Lestrade & chocolate and French food"

Re: "Lobster Tracks", LOUK, A/J/M, PG-13

Date: 2011-09-09 05:53 am (UTC)
lilalanor: a pink cupcake (Default)
From: [personal profile] lilalanor

lilalanor: a pink cupcake (Default)
From: [personal profile] lilalanor
GUH. Also GUH (Because unexpectedly in charge Anderson is fantastic but Not So Secretly In Charge Rachel is...I'll be in my bunk)
lilalanor: a pink cupcake (Default)
From: [personal profile] lilalanor
Everyone but Keith knows who is actually in charge...(at work? It's Alison but well, anyway ;))
lilalanor: (L&O UK (Aleesha))
From: [personal profile] lilalanor
The guv had sent him home after he'd fainted. Really it was terribly embarrassing, especially that he could only protest as a very very pregnant Aleesha was the one who picked him up (James was in court, in front of a judge who would not tolerate early interruptions).

"Look you prize idiot, I love you, James love you, stop being a total knob and get in the car."

He'd tried to protest that really he could take the bus or drive himself home and she'd given him a look that said 'listen I'm seven months pregnant, don't even think about it' and Matt Devlin had...gotten meekly in to the car, thanking every deity he knew that George wasn't there (George was decidedly protective when it came to both Aleesha and James - Matt still hadn't recovered from the first talk he'd had, before he'd proposed).

And somehow he's home and in bed and James is home and fetching him things and then he can just sit back and listen to them both cook. He can hear laughter drifting down from the kitchen and the sound of things banging and can picture James deftly cutting things up (he's improved, cooking wise since they got married and now Matt and Aleesha sometimes even trust him with chopping vegetables).

It's their special chicken soup. A variation on the one Aleesha's Mum Used To Make and the One James Makes For Ewan And The One They Charmed Out Of His Mum. Matt can't wait to introduce it to the twins. Though he's fairly sure that Introduce Children To Sharp Knives, Stove And Pots is not there in the approved ante natal class handbook. He never did like the midwife in charge of that class.

OT3, I Am My Beloveds, TW (Assault)

Date: 2011-09-09 06:17 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lilalanor
Aleesha would later, blame it on the weather. Or possibly just the case. Either way, later on it did make her blush but well, James certainly did seem to mind. They'd been halfway through a draining, complicated case made more complicated by the barrister for the defense being a completely oblivious twit who was apparently, very very interested in James.

She's half tempted to deck the guy, especially as he's not exactly either subtle or respectful of boundaries about it. Thus, when she walks in to find James backed in to a corner. James Steel. Senior Crown Prosecutor. Looking like he wants to be anywhere else. Aleesha admits later that maybe grabbing the guy and punching him the face was not, perhaps the best idea. But it felt good and besides, her James. Her beautiful, utterly oblivious, a bit rubbish James.

Aleesha is glad when the guy is gone and she can just hold him, daring anyone else to walk in and watching James drink a cup of tea, slowly.


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